1 00:00:02,059 --> 00:00:03,456 Roommate meeting. 2 00:00:03,743 --> 00:00:05,318 Roommate meeting! 3 00:00:05,453 --> 00:00:07,926 Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover! 4 00:00:08,122 --> 00:00:09,529 I don't give a [bleep] 5 00:00:09,564 --> 00:00:11,695 about your hangover, okay, Brendan? 6 00:00:11,729 --> 00:00:15,751 I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! 7 00:00:15,785 --> 00:00:16,808 Okay. 8 00:00:16,843 --> 00:00:18,925 Now, somebody's been taking [bleep] 9 00:00:18,959 --> 00:00:20,080 out of the refrigerator 10 00:00:20,114 --> 00:00:21,511 and throwing it on the ground, 11 00:00:21,545 --> 00:00:23,303 and it's pissing me off. 12 00:00:23,338 --> 00:00:25,531 Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald? 13 00:00:25,566 --> 00:00:28,128 No. And your pranks are stupid. 14 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,624 - Is it you, Monday? - What? 15 00:00:30,659 --> 00:00:31,991 I said, 16 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:33,755 somebody's been taking [bleep] out of the fridge 17 00:00:33,789 --> 00:00:35,351 and throwing it on the [bleep] ground. 18 00:00:35,385 --> 00:00:36,916 And I want to know who it is, 19 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:38,947 because it's not funny! 20 00:00:38,982 --> 00:00:40,111 Well, what I want to know is, 21 00:00:40,145 --> 00:00:41,777 who keeps pulling the sheets off my bed 22 00:00:41,811 --> 00:00:43,708 and hanging them from the ceiling fan at night? 23 00:00:43,742 --> 00:00:46,371 - Was that you, Monday? - What? 24 00:00:46,405 --> 00:00:48,736 Have you been taking everybody's sheets off them 25 00:00:48,771 --> 00:00:51,866 in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans? 26 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:53,097 What? No. 27 00:00:53,131 --> 00:00:55,864 Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! 28 00:00:55,899 --> 00:00:57,199 Whoa! 29 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:58,533 Who did that? 30 00:00:58,567 --> 00:01:01,398 Yeah! who the [bleep] just did that? 31 00:01:01,432 --> 00:01:03,564 Which one of you just threw that bottle? 32 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:05,697 What are we even talking about right now? 33 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,262 Did you [bleep]ing throw that bottle, Jonald? 34 00:01:08,296 --> 00:01:09,829 No, Gogo! 35 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:12,361 [bleep] you! I didn't throw it! 36 00:01:12,396 --> 00:01:14,929 Well, did you [bleep]ing throw that bottle, Brendon? 37 00:01:14,964 --> 00:01:17,664 Yeah! You would do that, Brendon. 38 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,665 Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle! 39 00:01:20,699 --> 00:01:23,766 Well, somebody threw that [bleep]ing bottle, 40 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,198 and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead! 41 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:28,232 Yeah, you did do that! 42 00:01:28,266 --> 00:01:30,098 But dicks are hilarious, though! 43 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,899 This is just destructive! 44 00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:33,433 What about you, Monday? 45 00:01:33,467 --> 00:01:34,999 Did you throw that bottle? 46 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:36,734 What bottle? 47 00:01:36,768 --> 00:01:39,335 The [bleep]ing bottle, dude! 48 00:01:39,369 --> 00:01:41,069 It just smashed against the wall, 49 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:43,070 and you even said some [bleep] about it! 50 00:01:43,105 --> 00:01:45,672 Well, I didn't throw a bottle. 51 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:48,674 Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. 52 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,808 He's got the best grades in the house. 53 00:01:54,376 --> 00:01:55,743 Good point, Ping. 54 00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:58,377 Come on, guys, let's cool it with the profanity. 55 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:00,544 You know Ping's very religious. 56 00:02:05,281 --> 00:02:07,381 - Aw, Ping! - Ugh! 57 00:02:07,415 --> 00:02:09,749 Come on! 58 00:02:33,268 --> 00:02:36,136 Hello! 59 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,803 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 60 00:02:37,837 --> 00:02:40,353 Um, I am Keegan-Michael Key. 61 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:41,659 Yes, I'm Jordan Peele. 62 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,761 And we are Key and Peele. Thanks for coming out. 63 00:02:43,795 --> 00:02:45,795 Yep. 64 00:02:45,829 --> 00:02:47,362 - Tomorrow is Halloween. - Yes. 65 00:02:47,397 --> 00:02:48,697 Yes, tomorrow is Halloween. 66 00:02:48,731 --> 00:02:50,205 - It's a Halloween episode. - Halloween episode. 67 00:02:50,244 --> 00:02:52,377 What I don't understand is monsters 68 00:02:52,412 --> 00:02:53,912 in horror movies now. 69 00:02:53,946 --> 00:02:56,480 Like, who wants to [bleep] monsters? 70 00:02:56,514 --> 00:02:57,580 Apparently, everybody now. 71 00:02:57,615 --> 00:02:58,714 - It happened on-- - Twilight. 72 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:00,716 Everyone's having sex with vampires 73 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:01,917 and werewolves and everybody. 74 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:03,551 I mean, you know, remember in the '30s? 75 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:05,585 Nobody wanted to have sex with Frankenstein. 76 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,852 No. 77 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,553 Square-ass head. 78 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,388 Bolts coming out of his neck, you know. 79 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:11,722 Frankenstein having sex, Well, he'd just-- 80 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,624 he could just throw his dick at a bitch, just-- 81 00:03:14,658 --> 00:03:16,525 Arrgh. 82 00:03:43,277 --> 00:03:46,879 Brothers and sisters. 83 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:50,781 Ah, tonight, 84 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,950 the newest member of our family 85 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:54,951 will feast for the first time. 86 00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:02,356 Ophelia... 87 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:05,392 Bring the new blood. 88 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,067 Ahh. 89 00:04:14,102 --> 00:04:16,637 Brother Tyrell. 90 00:04:16,671 --> 00:04:20,808 Welcome to the first night of your new and-- 91 00:04:20,842 --> 00:04:22,276 What are we wearing here? 92 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:23,744 W-- 93 00:04:23,779 --> 00:04:25,746 Uh, i-I'm just wearing what I got bit in. 94 00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:27,448 Mm-hmm. 95 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:29,784 Okay. Do you have anything black? 96 00:04:29,818 --> 00:04:33,655 Or, like, pants with laces up the side of the leg... 97 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:34,823 would be good, 98 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,524 just so you can still see the skin. 99 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,361 Uh, no. 100 00:04:39,395 --> 00:04:40,595 That's not my style, 101 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:41,963 so I ain't got none of that in my closet 102 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:44,967 or nothin' like that. 103 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:46,535 Okay. 104 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:50,239 Anyway, we will tonight 105 00:04:50,274 --> 00:04:52,041 all feast! 106 00:05:08,859 --> 00:05:10,993 Come on, man. 107 00:05:11,028 --> 00:05:12,294 Excuse me? 108 00:05:12,329 --> 00:05:13,295 I'm just saying, 109 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,663 y'all over here licking and-- 110 00:05:14,697 --> 00:05:15,831 and hissing and whatnot. 111 00:05:15,865 --> 00:05:18,167 If we gonna eat, then let's eat. damn! 112 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,737 Y-yes. 113 00:05:21,771 --> 00:05:25,040 Of course, we will all feed. 114 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,477 Okay, yeah, that's enough. 115 00:05:28,511 --> 00:05:31,513 Spread the meat. 116 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:42,391 Crunch! 117 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,130 Cool. Okay. 118 00:05:49,699 --> 00:05:52,834 Did any of that actually get in your mouth? 119 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:54,203 'cause, I mean, now-- shoot. 120 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:55,704 No wonder y'all's hungry all the time. 121 00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,942 See--uh-uh, uh-uh. No, no, no, no. 122 00:05:59,977 --> 00:06:01,844 See, look, why y'all gotta hiss 123 00:06:01,879 --> 00:06:03,012 when you flashin' your fangs? 124 00:06:03,047 --> 00:06:04,080 You know you can make your teeth come out 125 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:05,582 without doing all that nonsense. 126 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:06,582 See? 127 00:06:09,853 --> 00:06:11,020 And can you two get a room? 128 00:06:11,054 --> 00:06:12,822 Seriously, y'all live in a damn mansion. 129 00:06:12,856 --> 00:06:14,690 There gotta be some other place you could do that [bleep]. 130 00:06:14,725 --> 00:06:16,392 I mean, are you two even lesbians? 131 00:06:16,426 --> 00:06:18,628 Look, I just don't understand why everything 132 00:06:18,662 --> 00:06:19,895 gotta be all sexual and licky. 133 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:21,163 Girl, seriously, man. 134 00:06:21,198 --> 00:06:22,398 You gotta get your hands up off me 135 00:06:22,432 --> 00:06:23,466 'fore I [bleep] you up. 136 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,568 [bleep] is nasty. Creepy as [bleep]. 137 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,437 Been touching my nipple for 15 minutes. 138 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,806 All this [bleep] y'all is doing up in here? 139 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,909 This is just, like, straight-up gratuitous. 140 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,611 I got bit on purpose so I could live forever 141 00:06:33,645 --> 00:06:34,912 and see future cars. 142 00:06:34,946 --> 00:06:38,616 Yeah, cyrus, these pants are uncomfortable. 143 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:41,385 And I actually have a boyfriend. 144 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,454 And this song has been playing for, like, two years, 145 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:44,622 and it sucks. 146 00:06:44,656 --> 00:06:46,057 Wow. 147 00:06:46,091 --> 00:06:48,058 This just seems... 148 00:06:48,093 --> 00:06:49,593 desperate. 149 00:06:49,628 --> 00:06:51,795 Okay, "desperate"? Really, Tristan? 150 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:53,464 It's Christian. 151 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:56,033 - Really? - His name ain't even Tristan. 152 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,635 So do you all feel this way? 153 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,103 - Yeah. - Yeah. 154 00:06:59,137 --> 00:07:00,237 - Kinda. - Yeah. 155 00:07:00,272 --> 00:07:02,707 Yeah. 156 00:07:04,076 --> 00:07:06,110 Wow. 157 00:07:06,145 --> 00:07:08,679 It's like you can't even get good friends-- 158 00:07:08,714 --> 00:07:09,947 No, you're not even-- 159 00:07:09,982 --> 00:07:11,749 Okay, and you're leaving now. That's-- 160 00:07:11,783 --> 00:07:13,617 I mean, you know what, dog, seriously, 161 00:07:13,652 --> 00:07:15,253 like, you could fix this place up. 162 00:07:15,287 --> 00:07:16,721 It'd be dope, though. For real. 163 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:18,489 Are cars gonna be able to fly, 164 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:21,125 or is everything going to be on a magnetic track? 165 00:07:21,159 --> 00:07:22,259 I mean, that's what I want to know. 166 00:07:22,294 --> 00:07:23,394 It's no big deal. 167 00:07:23,428 --> 00:07:24,929 This O-negative tastes like pennies. 168 00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:27,031 Oh, I'm sorry about-- Hey, hey. 169 00:07:27,065 --> 00:07:28,833 No, no, no, nipple play is for private time. 170 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:30,568 What if all of this life we think we're living 171 00:07:30,602 --> 00:07:32,336 is just a dream, 172 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:34,772 and when we wake up, you remember all of it? 173 00:07:34,806 --> 00:07:37,341 This is such bull[bleep], you guys. 174 00:07:40,744 --> 00:07:42,411 You guys know What extras are? 175 00:07:43,647 --> 00:07:45,648 They are-- They are the unsung heroes 176 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,183 of the television and the film industry. 177 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:48,951 No, it's true, it's true. 178 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:50,111 Yes, because they're the people that stand 179 00:07:50,145 --> 00:07:50,912 in the background. 180 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:53,098 They don't have lines, but they make up the world. 181 00:07:53,095 --> 00:07:55,031 It's fun to us when you see somebody 182 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:57,192 maybe who's new who doesn't get how to do it. 183 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,127 - Right. - Which happens on our show. 184 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:00,962 Well, yes. There was one, our first-- 185 00:08:00,996 --> 00:08:02,297 This is--this is our favorite encounter... 186 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:03,631 Our favorite encounter that we've ever had. 187 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:04,816 With a guy, and we--to be fair, 188 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:05,996 we didn't give him an exact line. 189 00:08:06,013 --> 00:08:07,547 We said, all right, just say what you think 190 00:08:07,581 --> 00:08:08,286 would come out of your mouth. 191 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,872 - Jordan's playing Obama. - Right. 192 00:08:09,961 --> 00:08:11,661 And this guy was meeting Obama. 193 00:08:11,714 --> 00:08:13,342 It was like, "Action!" and Jordan goes, 194 00:08:13,476 --> 00:08:14,610 "How you doing? Nice to meet you, everybody. 195 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:15,845 'How you doing? Nice to meet you." 196 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,451 He just got his-- 197 00:08:22,486 --> 00:08:24,120 huge, masculine black dude, by the way. 198 00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:25,588 - Big, big dude. - It's actually-- 199 00:08:25,622 --> 00:08:26,822 You can actually look this up. 200 00:08:26,857 --> 00:08:28,991 It's the Obama ATM sketch. 201 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:30,860 We actually slowed it down. We're like, what is he saying? 202 00:08:30,894 --> 00:08:33,897 He's saying, "hey, what's up, Obama, baby?" 203 00:08:41,212 --> 00:08:42,713 Hey, man, this your first time? 204 00:08:42,747 --> 00:08:44,048 Oh, man. 205 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:46,884 I been doing zombie extra work on this show since... 206 00:08:46,918 --> 00:08:48,619 day one, first season, man. 207 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,287 My first time. 208 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,555 Oh, it's your first time on this show? 209 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:54,825 My first time being extra at all. 210 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,360 - Ever? - I'm kind of nervous. 211 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:57,962 Oh, wow. okay, man. Hey, man, it's... 212 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,831 That's all right. But you'll be all right, man. 213 00:08:59,865 --> 00:09:01,466 It's okay, man. It's not that hard, man. 214 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,567 You'll be all right. I'm-- 215 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:04,135 Me personally, dude, I'm looking 216 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,937 for that lunge bump, though. 217 00:09:05,971 --> 00:09:08,106 What's-- What's a lunge bump? 218 00:09:08,141 --> 00:09:09,675 Oh, that's, uh, like if you, um, 219 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,943 you get featured if you lunge at somebody, 220 00:09:11,978 --> 00:09:13,745 and then you get a bump in your pay. 221 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,013 And if you really lucky, man, 222 00:09:15,047 --> 00:09:16,148 they blow your head off. 223 00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:17,316 That's straight bank right there. 224 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,550 All right, extras. 225 00:09:18,585 --> 00:09:20,853 I'm the assistant director. Gather round. 226 00:09:20,887 --> 00:09:22,187 Jerry, hey, Jerry, I had a thought, man, 227 00:09:22,222 --> 00:09:23,388 about the first scene that y'all's doing-- 228 00:09:23,423 --> 00:09:24,623 - Not now, Stan. - Steve, it's Steve. 229 00:09:24,657 --> 00:09:25,791 - Okay. - Okay. 230 00:09:25,825 --> 00:09:27,592 I need somebody to lunge at the fence. 231 00:09:27,627 --> 00:09:30,462 You think you can handle it? 232 00:09:30,496 --> 00:09:32,396 - Him? - Uh, yeah. 233 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:34,231 It's his first day, though. He kinda nervous, man. 234 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:35,999 He kinda nervous. It's his first day. 235 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,234 Okay, so the director's gonna yell "Action," 236 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:39,802 Mack's gonna come by, 237 00:09:39,837 --> 00:09:41,570 and then you're just gonna lunge into the fence, like, 238 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:43,573 Graaah! 239 00:09:43,607 --> 00:09:45,542 Y-You want me to say "Graaah"? 240 00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:46,643 - Oh, this is-- - Say whatever. 241 00:09:46,677 --> 00:09:47,644 This is crazy. Okay, all right. 242 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:48,678 Cool, man-- Hey, you know--hey. 243 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:49,946 That's cool. Hey. 244 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,114 Hey, you know I got a lot more experience, man. 245 00:09:51,148 --> 00:09:52,482 You can just use me. I been here... day one. 246 00:09:52,516 --> 00:09:54,284 First season, so it--okay. 247 00:09:54,318 --> 00:09:55,952 Cool, all right, that's fine. You gonna go with him. 248 00:09:55,987 --> 00:09:57,287 All right, good for you, man. Good for you. 249 00:09:57,322 --> 00:09:58,756 - Graaah? Graaah? - Nah, dude, do-- 250 00:09:58,790 --> 00:09:59,924 you don't have to say "graaah". 251 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:00,925 Do whatever the hell you want to do, man. 252 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:01,926 That's the lunge bump? 253 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,927 That is the lunge bump, man. 254 00:10:02,961 --> 00:10:04,796 You got it. You got it. 255 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,063 On your first day. 256 00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:09,000 Ever being a extra. 257 00:10:09,034 --> 00:10:10,001 Ever. 258 00:10:10,035 --> 00:10:11,469 You got it, man. Good for you. 259 00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:13,271 And action. 260 00:10:19,311 --> 00:10:20,278 Aah! 261 00:10:20,312 --> 00:10:22,447 What's up, Obama, my baby? 262 00:10:22,481 --> 00:10:24,382 What the hell was that? Cut. 263 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,318 Oh, man, I would be more than happy 264 00:10:26,352 --> 00:10:27,585 to fill in, man. 265 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,187 I'd be more than happy to step in. 266 00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:30,555 Mack, just remember 267 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,989 when you're coming through the factory that, 268 00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:33,224 like, your mind is still on the car outside, all right? 269 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,325 Hey, I mean, y'all gotta pick people 270 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,460 based on qualifications, man. 271 00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:36,494 - Okay. - He don't have any experience. 272 00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:38,362 It was a good note, good note. 273 00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:41,432 But maybe what I was doing sort of superseded that. 274 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,034 Agreed. Yeah, we were just... 275 00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:44,335 - Yep. - discussing that. 276 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,937 Absolutely, it supersedes it, yeah. 277 00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:47,739 But let's do one that just cedes it, okay? 278 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:48,940 Just same level. 279 00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:50,207 We're going again straight away, okay? 280 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:51,809 - Wow, okay. - Right away, reset. 281 00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:53,477 He's not doing a good job at it. 282 00:10:53,511 --> 00:10:54,845 You're doing great, though, man. 283 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,346 Opportunity knocks, you gotta answer the door, man. 284 00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:58,015 - And action. - Wait till I tell you. 285 00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:06,589 Me-me-me-me, me-me, 286 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,758 Me-me-me-me-me-me-me! 287 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,825 Cut. 288 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,161 I'd be more than happy to step in 289 00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:12,563 at any time you want me to. 290 00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:13,798 I'd be more than happy to do it. 291 00:11:13,832 --> 00:11:15,600 Just a certain sense of urgency 292 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,934 is all we're looking for. 293 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,636 Clock's ticking, you got survivors to find, right? 294 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:20,037 Can I tell y'all something for a second? 295 00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:22,006 This dude right here is not doing what a zombie does. 296 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,975 This dude was literally on our last take 297 00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:25,910 waving his hand up in the air like this, Jerry, 298 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:27,179 making Beeker sounds. 299 00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:29,881 He sounded like Beeker From The Muppets, y'all. 300 00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,316 Thank you, that's great. 301 00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:32,684 Just a ticking clock on this is all we're looking for, 302 00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:33,919 Because there are survivors, is what we're after. 303 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:34,920 - Okay. - Oh, Jeez. 304 00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:37,156 But I felt ambivalence in there. 305 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,725 The ambivalence is art. It's gorgeous, and we love it. 306 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:42,261 But there are zombies, so if we could just pick up the pace, 307 00:11:42,295 --> 00:11:43,829 just a hair, that'd be great. Straight away, please. 308 00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:44,997 - Right away. - All right, going again. 309 00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:46,331 - Jerry, but Jerry, we're not doing 310 00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:47,599 Night of the Living Muppets, are we? 311 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:48,700 - We are not. - 'cause the Beeker 312 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,235 - is not a zombie. - Do you have any notes? 313 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:51,536 Yeah, don't be a [bleep]ing Beeker. 314 00:11:51,571 --> 00:11:53,405 - Quiet, please. - Action. 315 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:57,676 I'm gonna eat your brain! 316 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,677 Zombie. 317 00:11:58,711 --> 00:11:59,678 Cut. 318 00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:00,845 No! 319 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,414 He actually just said the word "zombie"! 320 00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:04,916 Come on, man! 321 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,384 Y'all ever hear of a zombie saying the word "zombie" before? 322 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:07,418 No, you haven't. I don't think so. 323 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:08,953 You know what? Get rid of this guy. 324 00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:10,922 Thank you! That's what I'm talking about. 325 00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:12,724 Dude, I'm sorry, dog, But you terrible at this, man. 326 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:14,091 - Him. - Hey, man, no. 327 00:12:14,126 --> 00:12:15,392 He talking about him. He's talking about him, 328 00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:16,460 'cause he said "zombie". 329 00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,461 - Thank you, Steve. - Because--no. 330 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:18,629 No, you want me to leave? 331 00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,431 Hey, man, I been up here staggering around here 332 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:21,566 for 3 1/2 years, 333 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,267 And I been startling extras left and right. 334 00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:25,136 When do I get to startle the lead, huh? 335 00:12:25,171 --> 00:12:26,638 One more for safety. Straight away, here we go. 336 00:12:26,672 --> 00:12:29,808 - Still rolling. - Action. 337 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:34,515 Hey, what do we do 338 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,884 if we have to go to the bathroom? 339 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,052 We like it? 340 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:39,854 - I love it. Genius. Moving on. - I got it. 341 00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:45,151 I was in--I've been-- I was in First Class once. 342 00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:46,419 You ever fly First Class? 343 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,892 They give you that hot towel. 344 00:12:55,163 --> 00:12:56,397 when you're sitting next to a person 345 00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:57,932 who, like, your first-- It's your first time 346 00:12:57,966 --> 00:12:59,167 in First Class, and you're sitting next to a person 347 00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:00,701 who knows how to use the towel. 348 00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,136 I mean, the person that, you know-- 349 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,303 He's using his towel. 350 00:13:03,338 --> 00:13:06,474 You're just out there talking about-- 351 00:13:10,946 --> 00:13:14,349 I wouldn't-- I wouldn't-- 352 00:13:14,384 --> 00:13:16,184 No, don't, don't, Don't, don't, don't. 353 00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:18,854 You don't want to do that. 354 00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:22,591 You will be in room 237. 355 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,826 And you have free Wi-Fi there. 356 00:13:24,861 --> 00:13:27,329 Also, from 6:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. every morning, 357 00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:30,131 there's a free continental breakfast. 358 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:33,435 Hmm. 359 00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:35,003 Continental breakfast. 360 00:13:35,038 --> 00:13:37,205 Yes, from 6:00 a.m. To 10:00 a.m. 361 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,208 So it's continental, then. 362 00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:41,309 Mm-hmm, yep. 363 00:13:43,946 --> 00:13:45,146 Very good. 364 00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:50,952 Eh, garcon. 365 00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:55,757 One admission for the continental breakfast. 366 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,359 You can just help yourself, sir. 367 00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:59,561 Hmm, interesting. 368 00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:00,930 European style. 369 00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:07,870 Mm. 370 00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:08,971 Ahh. 371 00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:11,507 When in Rome... 372 00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:18,715 Hmm, the forbidden fruit. 373 00:14:21,018 --> 00:14:23,920 Well, aren't you a tiny plum. 374 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:29,859 Well, la...dee... 375 00:14:29,894 --> 00:14:31,212 da. 376 00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:33,996 Paper and everything. 377 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,665 And who are you, 378 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,601 my little friend? 379 00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:40,236 Not a spoon... 380 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,504 Not a fork... 381 00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:43,439 But something in between. 382 00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,007 A "fopoon". 383 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,741 What will you think of next, Germany? 384 00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,617 Ahh. 385 00:14:55,886 --> 00:14:59,269 All the "Euro-pine" countries lay before me. 386 00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:03,960 Where should I fly to first? 387 00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:05,962 Ahh. 388 00:15:05,996 --> 00:15:08,097 The pit of the doughnut. 389 00:15:08,131 --> 00:15:10,565 Mm, thank you, Turkey. 390 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,834 Mm, buckle up. 391 00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:14,636 Let's see where we shall go next. 392 00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:17,506 Ah, the Danish! 393 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,041 Clearly from Brussels. 394 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:20,175 Mm. 395 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,411 Mm, mm! 396 00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:23,780 Mm! 397 00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:24,814 Hello, Greece, 398 00:15:24,848 --> 00:15:28,918 where the yogurt flows like water. 399 00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,287 Mm, yes, 400 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,589 Like go-gurt, but to stay. 401 00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:36,325 Mm. 402 00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:38,227 Mm, so good! 403 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:41,831 Mm, pulling into Spain. 404 00:15:41,865 --> 00:15:42,932 Mm! 405 00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,634 Baked to perfection. 406 00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,335 Can you believe it? 407 00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,937 It all comes with the room! 408 00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:51,006 Mm! 409 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,309 Mm, mm! 410 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,310 Yes! 411 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,912 Mm! 412 00:15:56,946 --> 00:15:58,613 I love being in-continent! 413 00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:00,415 I love being in-continent! 414 00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:01,917 A delight to the senses, 415 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,685 isn't it, my friend? 416 00:16:03,719 --> 00:16:06,622 Isn't it? yes! 417 00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:09,091 I'll have what I'm having! 418 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,159 I'll have... 419 00:16:11,193 --> 00:16:13,394 what I'm having! 420 00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,970 So good. 421 00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:24,213 It's so good. 422 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,576 Thanks. 423 00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:30,111 Oh, good afternoon, sir. 424 00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:31,112 How can I help you? 425 00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:32,547 Well, Davis, 426 00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:36,785 I will be staying indefinitely. 427 00:16:36,819 --> 00:16:39,887 But, sir, don't you know that you've always been here? 428 00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,162 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 429 00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:51,165 Continental breakfast? 430 00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:54,168 Right around the corner. 431 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,188 You guys know that guy that always says, 432 00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:28,092 "Hey, man, everything happen for a reason"? 433 00:17:28,127 --> 00:17:30,027 Ever-- You know, the guy who says, 434 00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:32,029 "Everything happen for a reason," 435 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,130 doesn't have a [bleep]ing job. 436 00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:35,099 You ever notice that? 437 00:17:37,202 --> 00:17:38,802 - I think I know the reason... - Yeah. 438 00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:39,837 for that. 439 00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:42,073 'cause your ass-- 440 00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:43,241 you showed up late, talking about, 441 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:46,277 "Everything happen for a reason." 442 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:03,694 Could be worse. 443 00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:05,596 Not that bad. 444 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,098 For me, it's all about perspective. 445 00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:08,299 It's what you make of it. 446 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,300 Look, can I tell you something? 447 00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:11,136 All things considered, 448 00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,771 I'm actually kind of comfortable right now. 449 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:14,306 Thank God for shock. 450 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,641 I can be the kind of prisoner I want to be. 451 00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:17,642 We're still alive. 452 00:18:17,677 --> 00:18:18,877 Thank you. Right? 453 00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:20,412 - Mm-hmm. - Just two... 454 00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:21,981 injured buddies. 455 00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:23,582 - Yes, yeah, mm-hmm. 456 00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:25,518 having a friendly convo while we're waiting 457 00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:26,752 to get tortured again. 458 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:28,321 And, you know, there's a kind of a positive 459 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:30,156 in having no options. 460 00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,257 - Yes. - Because, you know, 461 00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:32,425 we're not even gonna try to escape 462 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,761 - 'cause we know we'd fail. - Yes. 463 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,462 Tell you another thing. Don't miss the arm. 464 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:38,431 - Really? - First of all, lefty. 465 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,667 Okay? So this thing pretty much got in the way. 466 00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,435 - Ha. - Keep it, buddy! 467 00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:46,905 You fools, blathering away! 468 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:51,543 Your suffering has only just begun. 469 00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:52,577 Wow. 470 00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:54,279 That is a perfect summation 471 00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:55,580 of the human condition. 472 00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:56,815 And once you've embraced that, 473 00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:57,816 you can do anything. 474 00:18:57,851 --> 00:19:00,952 Bingo. 475 00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:03,822 No one has ever suffered 476 00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:04,956 as you will! 477 00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:07,426 Hah hah hah hah hah hah! 478 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,328 You love your work, 479 00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,997 and that kind of a positive attitude, 480 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,298 quite frankly, it's contagious. 481 00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:15,066 It is. 482 00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:18,736 Well, we'll see how positive you're feeling 483 00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:21,039 after I cover your body in gasoline 484 00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:23,175 and set you on fire! 485 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,344 You know what, it's amazing that you would say that, 486 00:19:25,378 --> 00:19:26,445 'cause I was just thinking 487 00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:27,546 it's getting a little chilly in here. 488 00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:29,482 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks so much, man. 489 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,686 Damn it! 490 00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:37,890 What a dramatic and fascinating man. 491 00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:39,291 I think we owe him big time. 492 00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,626 - As do I. - Really. 493 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,527 I mean, all this time away from my computer, 494 00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:43,862 my phone, my work, it's just-- 495 00:19:43,897 --> 00:19:45,531 I feel unplugged. 496 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:47,066 Yes, yes. Oh. 497 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,835 Oh. 498 00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:54,173 Aww. 499 00:19:54,207 --> 00:19:55,674 Circle of life. 500 00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:56,842 Nants Ingonyama. 501 00:19:56,877 --> 00:19:58,811 And I can't really feel anything anyway, 502 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,579 so you help yourself, buddy. 503 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,021 Oh, what do you got there? 504 00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:09,555 Do you see this? 505 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:14,293 This is what I'm going to use to cut off your legs! 506 00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,428 Finally! 507 00:20:15,462 --> 00:20:16,996 That's a great saw. 508 00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,632 I'm a home improvement guy, and I know my saws, 509 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,067 and I gotta tell you, if you're cutting off legs, 510 00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:22,402 that is the way to go. 511 00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:23,903 - That's the one? - That is definitely the one. 512 00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:26,673 - Good on ya. - Why are you doing this to me? 513 00:20:26,707 --> 00:20:28,274 You're making me crazy! 514 00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,076 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 515 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,844 Somebody needs a day off. 516 00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,013 We, of all people, should know how hard he works. 517 00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:35,281 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 518 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,250 Make them stop! 519 00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:39,752 This is torture! 520 00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:44,090 Noooo! 521 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,460 Jordan, say good-bye to the people. 522 00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:48,695 Mm... 523 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:51,865 Bye-bye, Obama, baby. 524 00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:52,899 Good night, everybody. 525 00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:54,634 Happy Halloween! 526 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:58,538 Happy Halloween! 527 00:20:58,573 --> 00:21:01,541 ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪ 528 00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:04,244 Oh, yeah.